i jhust puked up my retainher.
I puked a lego.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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