May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
