I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
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i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
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I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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