I'm jealous of your bromance
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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