How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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