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(304): View more from West Virginia

my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.

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(304): my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app. http://tfl.nu/wpzp

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(631): View more from New York

I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.

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(631): I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form. http://tfl.nu/sx5m

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(561): View more from Florida

Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...

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(561): Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend... http://tfl.nu/snfb

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(636): View more from Missouri

maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.

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(636): maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention. http://tfl.nu/8c9n

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(360): View more from Washington

Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.

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(360): Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night. http://tfl.nu/91du

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar

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(401): So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar http://tfl.nu/20ke

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(703): View more from Virginia

Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.

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(703): Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge. http://tfl.nu/w6ag

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(250): View more from British Columbia

Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year

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(250): Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year http://tfl.nu/1qcg

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(903): View more from Texas

Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat

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(903): Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat http://tfl.nu/dy7q

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It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"

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(+33): It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year" http://tfl.nu/mi0c

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(847): View more from Illinois

And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.

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(847): And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice. http://tfl.nu/ait7

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(908): View more from New Jersey

This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.

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(908): This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar. http://tfl.nu/pvsf

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(415): View more from California

The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.

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(415): The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures. http://tfl.nu/exb9

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did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?

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(512): did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz? http://tfl.nu/l1f0

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over

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(202): just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over http://tfl.nu/f4tt

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