i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
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There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
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I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.