If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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