How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Randomize
