This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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