Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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