you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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