I woke up wearing no shirt sleeping next to a half-eaten grilled cheese.
Well did you call the grilled cheese yet? Or r u waiting the usual 3 days?
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
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just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
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So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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