Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
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I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
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Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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