..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I'm passing your future prison.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
Randomize
