They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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