Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
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welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
the gays at disneyland are vicious
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Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
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