Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
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I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
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Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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