The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
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I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
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I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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