So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
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Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
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I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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