I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
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You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
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I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
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