I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
This is the high leading the old right now
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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