Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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