wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
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I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
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Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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