Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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