I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
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She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
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Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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