Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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