Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
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She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
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with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
I want to fling myself into the sun
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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