I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
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