I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
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My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
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omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
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