And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
its liver damage thursday
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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