The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
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im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
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I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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