I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
Did we literally take a cab across the street
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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