Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
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Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
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I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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