My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
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Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
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Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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