Are we in a gay sports bar?
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
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drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
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Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Come share oat with me in your robe
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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