Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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