sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
This show inspires me to have sex in space
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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