She said her name was "party"
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I came so hard my ears popped.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
Randomize
