He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
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I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
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I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
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