But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
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