On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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