Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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