I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
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how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
i drank out of a bidet.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
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We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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