hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
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Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
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I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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