I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
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he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
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Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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