I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
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