Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
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