you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
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All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
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I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
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