he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
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