i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
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I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
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My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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