VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
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Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
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You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
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