My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
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It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
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WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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