I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
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I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
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Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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