she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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