You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
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Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
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He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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